Poddrick is an absolute player, who is hung like a horse.
Kudos Pod, you haven't only saved Tyrion from a near death experience when you speared Ser Mandon during the Blackwater battle. But you've stolen my heart.
The Lion, The Stag, The Kraken, The Fish, The Dragon, The Wolf, Raven, The Rose, The Starburst Spear
Sunday, April 14, 2013
What is dead may never die
Theon Greyjoy, renowned for nearly making out with his sister, what he claimed was unawares. I swear to the old drowned god and the new one, that doesn't justify your incestuous reason to have the motive to fuck your sister. If Balon Greyjoy found out, he'd ensure "what is dead will remain dead."
As for Luke Skywalker, got his justice when he lost the bet to Han Solo..
The prize being Princess Leia
Nekk Minuut. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-AmHZ17gWM
As for Luke Skywalker, got his justice when he lost the bet to Han Solo..
The prize being Princess Leia
Nekk Minuut. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-AmHZ17gWM
Lord of light
Melisandre, the textbook version of maneater, who would have thought anyone could penetrate through that cold, stern, bitter mug of Stannis's. *Cracks whips and makes cat sound.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXXe2aVa1Ek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXXe2aVa1Ek
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Where for art thou Jon
The sheepish face of Jon Snow, he was conceived by some whore, from Ned Starks Adultery when he was Battling The Mad King Aery's Targaryen with Robert on the Trident. Is an embarrassment to the Stark name and won't even get any sympathy from Catelyn, is banished to the wall as a crow to serve the nights watch as a steward/ranger. With the appearance of a stunned mullet version of Orlando Bloom, Jon can't quite pinpoint where he belongs, having such an identity crisis far worse than Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire, he's surely on the brink of disaster. He's made a monumental fuckup by taking an oath with the nights watch, where he will never return South of the wall, or even fornicate with a woman. But we all know Jon, he can't keep it in his pants, after meeting the gorgeous Ygritte and breaking his oath, he really is a despicable person who isn't true to his word.
That is why Jon, you've earned yourself the title of douchebag of the week. I hope your direwolf ghost eats your entrails then shits you out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAp8j4c2LGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIU9UCpkMps
That is why Jon, you've earned yourself the title of douchebag of the week. I hope your direwolf ghost eats your entrails then shits you out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAp8j4c2LGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIU9UCpkMps
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